and the novice dave arrives to pose on your dash
things we’ve learned from the upd8
- dave is a fucking dork
- john’s location
- dave was not the one who messaged karkat and kanaya that was not dave i repeat that was not dave
you might be right and probably are but i don’t see why that excerpt implies anything but “i bother karkat a lot and have done so for years”
WE DID IT GUYS
IT ONLY TOOK 8214 PAGES
BUT JOHN AND DAVE HAVE FINALLY MET
REJOICEEVERYONE HAS LITERALLY WAITED YEARS. EVEN THE CHARACTERS HAVE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS. JFC.
NO, BUT, GUYS, JOHN KEEPS APPEARING AND DISAPPEARING ALL OVER THE PLACE
WHAT IF HE DISAPPEARS BEFORE DAVE CAN EVEN TURN AROUND AND SEE HIM

DAVE
THE END OF HOMESTUCK THATS IT GO HOME










